Here I am, sillies! I didn’t go anywhere, not really.

What’s been going on? Oh, you know. Life, living and… ok, laziness, if I am to complete the alliteration with some honesty. (I was going to say liposuction, but that would’ve been straying from the truth.)

It’s high time to be writing again, and by golly there are things to say. But I believe in easing oneself back into these things, so for today I’m going to reassure all my loyal, beloved readers that I am indeed alive and in fact in rude health. The universe has been kind to me of late, plots are a-hatching, plans are a-building, it’s Friday night in Preston and the bogans are a-hooning.

Big kiss and a big floppy camp wave to you all. I’m baaa-aaaack!

A tiny photo of my beautiful stepsister Elke and her most precious Pippa Rin Weeks for you to adore:

Elks and Pips