In defence of the average novel

18/10/2009

in Books

TheReader1

This is going to be a bit of a rant.

I’ve recently experienced a series of interactions with friends and acquaintances in response to my raving about some book I was reading. The conversation usually goes one of two ways:

Conversation #1

Me: I love this book! It makes me want to become a brittle-yet-vulnerable forensic psychologist (for example) who solves murders in the nick of time.

My friend: Mmm. I don’t know, I thought the book was a bit obvious, didn’t you? And it was so unlikely, you know, all those convenient coincidences. And the love-interest subplot? Predictable.

Me: Ohhh. I thought that was nice. You know, how she saved his life, and then he saved her life, and then they both saved the killer’s life together so that justice could be served in a court of law?

My friend: It’s probably just me. I just think it didn’t compare to [trendy writer]’s book, which was so gritty and urban. So real. And yet at the same time, a metaphor for today’s world, don’t you think?

Conversation #2

Me: I’m reading [average novel example] and can’t put it down.

My friend: You read that sh*t?

Me: …

Some of my books

Here’s my thing: I don’t think reading novels should be hard work, not if the work isn’t dwarfed by the enjoyment you get from it. I don’t think books should be notches on an intellectual bedpost. I don’t think they should be used as the currency of culture – or cool – either.

I heard about an architect – maybe Jørn Utzon – who said that his aim in creating new spaces was to allow people to think new thoughts. That’s what a good novel does for me. It puts new pictures into my head and introduces me to new people and make me feel stuff.

There are plenty of crap novels out there. Really bad ones, the literary lovechildren of Dan Brown and Matthew Reilly (I should know, I’ve read most of them). But for me, the litmus test there is whether or not I’m convinced by the story. That’s it. If it’s reeeeally badly written, or if the characters are preposterous, or the plot is overly contrived, then it’s not fun. On the other hand, surely the unwritten contract between the author and us as readers involves us suspending our disbelief to some degree.

The way I see it, you should only be allowed to rubbish a novel if you started it with the intention of enjoying it. Cynicism is a self-fulfilling prophecy.

I think people become addicted to criticising things. Maybe it’s the way we’re educated: you get into a rhythm or a pattern of looking for the defects, the ‘Aha!’, something to write in the essay. I’ve always been the opposite. In any given situation I tend to dole out more than enough benefit of the doubt to go around.

That said, I understand the importance of criticism and think that where it’s thoughtful, it’s priceless. I’m not advocating being nice about everything.

book shelf project 1 ~ striatic {notes}

What is increasingly pissing me off, though, is what I see as being people bigging themselves up via putting down other people’s work. It becomes a bit like racism or other forms of prejudice that work psychologically to affirm one’s own rightness (or right-onness!). And it seems to me that a quasi-intellectual objection to a ‘low-brow’ novel is often meant to belittle those who enjoy it (ok, me) as much as its author.

So I’ve reached my tipping point. From here on in I’m going to be more forthright than ever about fun books without intellectual pretensions.  If I inhale a Nick Hornby or a Val McDermid or a Nicholas Evans, I’m going to go there, girlfriend. Oh yes I di-id.

Rant over. Thoughts?

(Photo credits: Striatic, Secret Pilgrim, 416style, macfanmd)

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  • David
    This is a bit of silly fun that I just thought up this evening. Hope it amuses....

    In Defiance Of The Average Novel, an epic in 1 scene

    [Literature enters, fantastically dressed with wild flowers]

    Literature:
    What can I be but life made eternal?
    Literature rots not your mind; in sooth,
    Aesthetic enrichment this way doth tend:
    A delicate flowering of beauty,
    A rich flowing of emotive wisdom
    Against death's inevitability.

    [The Average Novel enters, carrying its Sword of Readability]

    The Average Novel:
    O Literature, ye blackguard scoundrel!
    I swear I will slay ye with my plotting,
    My generic characterisation,
    My cut-and-dry grammar, my neat endings.
    Your base incomprehensibility
    Will be thy doom: the people ken ye not.

    Literature:
    Hark, what is this? A fishmonger's ranting;
    Petty patronising of the public.
    For verily I can be understood
    With patience, practice, pining and effort.

    The Average Novel:
    Obfuscatory verbs will not save ye:
    The time is come for thine execution.
    Death is the fair jury's unquestioned will:
    With this swift sword of judgement I thee kill.

    [The Average Novel strikes Literature]

    Literature:
    Alack, what tragedy is this that I am slain;
    May the silence of death dull fearsome pain.
    Dying I may be, yet still I live on:
    In hearts of some, never will I be gone.

    [Literature dies. Global celebration occurs.]
  • Thou art a veritable crackup.
  • Kat
    Lots of novels that fit in a certain genre type are immediately classified as average, when they are in fact very good. I think especially crime and fantasy, definitely not all created equal. Genres annoy me for this reason, I know people who refuse to read anything that falls into fantasy or crime, even though the books differ enormously and really it is just a description for bookshops to make stuff easier to shelve.
  • YES! That's what I MEANT!

    Right, you're hired.
  • Thelonious
    I'm confused - are you contrasting Conversation #1 with #2 or are you condemning both? Because it seems to me that #1 is exactly the kind of conversation you'd want to have with a friend - he/she read the book, but has (seemingly) valid reasons for disliking it and offers a reccommendation of a better book.
  • Nah, I was condemning both! You're probably right, Thelonius. But even if it's good for me, can't it still irk me?

    And actually, hang on, you're taking THEIR side over mine? You don't even know them! They might have worse taste than me!
  • Darren
    Most people grow out of literary snobbery. I was the biggest snob ever at 19 years old, thinking that the Booker shortlist had some significance, and that only 'literary' novels deserved to be read. Nothing like reading The Unbearable Lightness of Being at age 19 and pretending to understand it. Nowadays, 15 years later, I mix trashy novels with more serious work, and 'literary' novels have to earn their keep instead of relying on boys club prizes and 'quality' newspaper reviews.

    It's always fun to look back over the list of past Booker winners and shortlisted books, only to discover that many are not even in print any more, much less heralded as 'great' works.

    And next time someone mentions convenient coincidences in a negative light, bring up Pride and Prejudice, and the ginormous coincidence of Elizabeth's Uncle and Aunt taking her on a trip to Pemberley of all places, at the very moment of Darcy's arrival.
  • Ha! I still don't understand much that Kundera writes, although I still love going on the journey with him. Agree about the Booker, although Arundhati Roy won it with The God of Small Things, which goes a long way to redeeming it in my eyes.

    On Austen - she's only good fluff anyway, as far as I'm concerned. But divine intervention was surely at work with Darcy and Elizabeth. 'Pemberton of all places' - you crack me up!
  • Jordan
    For the record, there is an Eco book that can be read while running around... It's a collection of essays called "How to Travel With a Salmon" and it's one of the funnier books I've read. Skinny little thing (odd for Eco which is why I picked it up.)
  • Excellent, thanks Jordan! I love the title and will have to look out for it. I have an addictive personality, especially when it comes to books, and poor upper-body strength. For this reason it's always good to find slim volumes that can be read while wandering (although I mostly go audio these days and have hundreds of books in my pod).
  • Hear, hear! I read books to ENJOY them, not to give me some sort of "culture cred." As long as a book is fun, that's what matters to me. Now mind you, crappy dialogue or too many coincidences might make a book not-fun for me (depending on the rest of the book), but again, it's about enjoyment, not high-minded critique. BTW, I just LOVE Val McDermid!
  • Hi Heather, thanks so much for your comment - especially since it led me to your brilliant blog! Really enjoying your reviews, perhaps we could collaborate at some point in the future. I agree about over-contrived plot lines being annoying - in fact I was just being a bit silly about the worst aspects of crime fiction and am now paying for it over at Reddit! All good fun though. Val McDermid solidarity!
    ~ Rowan
  • Jordan - agreed. Umberto Eco is definitely best enjoyed sitting down.

    Barely literate isn't what I was getting at. It's a couple of notches above that. Hence the references to McDermid or Hornby. Both in my view very good writers - but they don't make for dense reading.

    I'm not saying you shouldn't read literature. I'm just saying, don't read too much of it in case it rots your mind.

    Thanks for the comment - mammothly appreciated. Do come back.
  • Jordan
    Depends on if you're reading grown-up novels or barely literate trash like Twilight, now doesn't it?

    I mean, we can't run around reading Umberto Eco all the time, now can we? I'm certainly not going to fault anyone for reading, out of the sake of curiosity, say the entirety of Harry Potter. But you also can't consistently read below your level either.
  • Ditto-arama. Still haven't read EPL. Worried that the plot won't move fast enough for my attention span! Maybe I'll get the audiobook... abridged. :-p
  • Totally agree Ro! But spare a thought for those people who aren't as obviously brainy as you (or a bit insecure about it). What they read means SOOOO much. The only thing that says more out them than what they read is what they WON'T read.

    I looooooved Eat, Pray, Love. Even the third time round. Such a pleasure to read. Amazing how many people bag the quality of the writing, but really, it tells a story and no clunky words get in the way. I'd say that's good writing.
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