A few days ago, somewhere in Turkey, someone sat down at a computer and, for reasons best known only to them, Googled the phrase “contorted acronym”.
Why?
That data is not available at this time.
To what end?
This one! They ended up here. I don’t know why, and I don’t care. It’s a glowing little experience-nugget and it’s all mine. (You can have a bit if you like, though.)
Postscript. Anyone who can see the relationship between that Google search and this blog gets a gold star.








